*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: Hello boys girls we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a I'll bet do *Door opens* Who's your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, what're doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem & Hailie: Ok Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help *giggle* I think my dad gone Verse 1: no mountain I can't climb There's no tower too No plane I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you, show you ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Chainsaw Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled bronzed in a glass jar Inside of hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on drag wall I'm out the I been lyin' my ass off All time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck it Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and her husband back off Before I push this muthafuckin' button blast off And launch of these Russians, and that's all *Hailie Makes Explosion Blow every fuckin' thing, except on the map, off When it stop, when will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell 'em Hailie: My dad's it Chorus Eminem: There's really else to say I, I can't explain it Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or say, could ever change me Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can me, not even Hailie Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother told me *Eminem Impersinates Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then say nothin' uh.. that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and lick a muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' record I'd rather a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me my Can't you why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, don't know no more I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make you take you by surprise Aat the same time, can make you dry your with the same rhyme See what seein' is a genius at work to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, when I speak, it's tongue in cheek yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die and come as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of life spit on And kicked and with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Jade And pretty much the jist of it, Parents are but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny daddy!